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Wednesday, February 15th, 2006
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Well it's been almost a year. What have a been doing? ABSOLUTELY THE SAME SHIT! Well actually there have been some slight improvements, but none that I can brag about to anyone who even pretended to care. I cut down on the pot big time, I'm hitting the gym regularly, I'm moving out of my house within the next month, I've got a girlfriend (which I obviously plan on breaking up with before 3 months is up), I've got a job that pays pretty good, and I'm more popular than I've ever been.
My parents and sister are away for two weeks, so I got the house to myself. Gonna throw some parties, play some poker, and bring home some ladies... those ladies being one lady whom I'm not extremely attracted to... mentally and physically. It's a cryin shame. But hanging out with her is better than hanging out with my pot head friends.
I will be applying to University within the next week or two. Going to school in September. The question is... Should I actually go back to school? I mean everyone needs an education.. and apparently you can't be happy and wealthy without a diploma or degree. I should become a journalist. Obviously my writing skills aren't fantrastrick... my parents are both journalists... so it'd be a pretty solid gateway. Yusseee what i'm sayin? These damn muslim cartoon protests are pissing me off. I don't know what side I'm on to be honest. I respect muslims because they haven't given in to sin in such a way that the west has... but I also don't respect them because of how extremely extreme they can be and how they don't denounce this 'jihad'. But it goes both ways... Muslim cuts off Christian head, Christian bombs entire family while they eat dinner. Both videos posted on internet the following week.
But ya, muscles are getting bigger, bank acount is growing larger, independence is becoming huger, and vocabulary is.... expanding bigger.
Gotta wake up in 2 hours. Go suck a lemon.
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Thursday, June 23rd, 2005
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Well Hell.
Got family stuff comming up this weekend so my energy level is low. It's not that I don't like family events, it's just that I don't like them that much. I barely know any of extended family members. The younger ones at least. Ah well I'll get drunk and I'm sure I'll make a fool of myself.
Trying to get a job right now. I've only really applied online to places... but a lot of them. Hopefully this assembly line job works out. So far so NOT good. I want to work outside and get some excercise. Fuckkk. Life is soooooooooooooo hard. (that's sarcasm)
I AM REALLY GOOD LOOKING
I'm planning on moving out by the end of the summer. Summer is just beggining... I just made myself very happy. It's gonna be a killer summer. I'll try to write down all the hilarious stories and adventures. Levi's party the other weekend was THE bomb. Lovin' life, but not to the fullest.
I be hittin the bed mun.
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Thursday, June 16th, 2005
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Haven't been around a computer for the past 2 months apparently. I went into deep depression when I hit my 21st birthday... deep deep depression. Allright just kiddin.
I spent the last month or so in Prince George, B.C. I was tree planting. I guess that makes me a hippy. It's not a horrible job, you can make really good money. I wasn't as fast as everyone else so I started stashing trees. (At least I'm honest about it. I think almost everyone does it.) I met this girl named Sue when I was there... she was probalby the most attractive of the group. What I mean is that she didn't have hairy armpits and wasn't covered in bug bites. I'll probably keep in contact with her for a while. But to be honest she will probably be just another girl that I'll ignore and will never see again.
Hopefully gettin a job on an assembly line tommorow. Eleven bucks an hour. Sounds good to me.
I keep on thinking back to last night. I was at a bar called Gracies. I was talking to this hot chick and I couldn't stop laughing. I didn't even know her... it was just the fact that I knew I should've been macking on her and trying to make her fall in love with me but I couldn't... it felt like I was watching myself make a fool of myself... and I was enjoying it. I didn't hook up with her, she walked away from me after like 3 minutes.
Joining a gym this week if I get this job. Must get in peak physical condition! I don't even know why I even bother... I'm so ridiculously sexy its not funny. Ya I said it.
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Saturday, April 16th, 2005
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Dear Journal. I made love to myself tonight. I had to tell somebody. Rrrrright I'm KiddinG!.. common.. kidding around... allllllright.
So it was poker night at the local crack house aka Jay's. I was doing pretty damn good then I made 2 STUPID calls. GOD DAMNIT!. I'm pissed now cause I'm thinkin about it. Fuck I have'ta beef up my skills. SO ya. Working out is working out too well. I'm pretty lazy, I have to realize that. Need to start jogging and maybe join a gym. But first thing is first, I MUST GET A JOB. God damnit I'm a lazy son of a bitch.
Montreal tommorow morning, back on sunday for poker game at chicks house. It's a poker game with a bunch of people from my College. Should be pretty fun. It's gonna be a huge boozefest I'm pretty sure of that.
Check this out!: You can get almost any media file through google. Check out this link. http://www.tech-recipes.com/google_tips851.html You can search peoples indexes.
3:06 AM WTF!!!!
Peace in the Middle East!
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Well today I started my "Physical Upgrade". I did some sit-ups, some push-ups, and some light weight lifting. If I want to beef up I'm gonna have to buy some supplements. I'm pretty scrawny, so realistically I have to take drugs to get thick. Sad but true. (not really... but I'm impatient) So I decided that teaching english around the world is a life goal. Think about it! Living in different countries around the world, getting paid pretty damn good, picking up foreign chicks! I should take a marketing course at University or College first though. Why marketing? Well since I plan on travelling the world, I should always keep my eyes open for business opportunities. I plan on teaching in every continent. Asia, Middle East, Europe... well maybe not Africa. For some reason I feel the middle east is safer then Africa. I dunno.
This weekend comming up I have to go to Montreal with my parents to visit my sister. It's our birthdays this week comming up. Hers is the 13th, mine is the 18th. It probably won't be too fun, but it'll probably be better then shitty old Ottawa. Don't get me wrong, Ottawa is a gorgeous city and fun place to live. It's my friends that suck. They do the same thing every day, every night, every weekend. I can't explain why everyone still persists on 'meeting up'. It's the same shit every time. Recently I notice everyone is starting to get on each others nerves. I can't stand half the people I'm friends with. God damn. 21 in a week. I gotta grow up. I'm done with this pot smoking in the parking lot of a hotel, buying fast food, then driving around aimlessly. I'm gonna join a Gym and just go there instead. I'd probably be A LOT happier and feel a lot healthier.
It's settled. Fuck hanging out with friends.
Gonna start jogging too. That'd be sweet.
HOOIIIYVIN!
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I got new cologne from my Mom. I smell good. He's suave, smooth, sofisticated. Oh yes ladies, this guy knows people, and he's going aha places... mmm hmmm. Well gotta brush my teeth... wouldn't want to get a tartar build up. There has to be an enhancement with oral care. Brushing teeth is tedious and unnecessary. A high powered mouth wash, or even a pill.
Man I'm gonna be rich.....
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Thursday, April 7th, 2005
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Yar dee har har..
Pretty non-eventfull past few weeks. Haven't even drank that much, and when I did, I don't think I had that great of a time. Man life sucks. So my girlfriend from Australia called the other day. We met when I was in Whistler last year. She's ridiculously hot. I'm talking blonde bikini model. We talked for a bit. I think she was the first girlfriend I actually had feelings for. But I kept holding myself back for some reason. Ah well.. I'll see her again someday... somewhere...
Well I gotta do something with my life. This is getting ridiculous. I'm going to start working out this week, as well as planning my future. My half-brother from California trademarked the word "rivercard" and is making shirts and sweaters. He's trying to appeal to the Poker players out there. I have a bunch of ideas, so I might send them to him. You never know, I might be his Canadian partner. I've got this book my mom brought back from Cali, "DREAM HOMES". These houses are HUGE. And now my plan is to live in one of these houses.
This month I must find a girlfriend. I've been having random sexual experiences my entire life. I need to settle down with a pretty girl... purrrrrdy guurrrl. Rrrrright.
School sucks and summer jobs are hard to find.
Peace Yo.
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"Guess who's back..... back again..... Jesus' back.... from the dead..." Man I got that song stuck in my head. Lost ANOTHER poker game tonight. Man I need to read some books. Definitly starting to work out tommorow.. Get some freeweight action going on... couple sit-ups here and there. Maybe grab a jug of creatine. I'm gonna be HUGE in no time.
Had Easter dinner tonight. Friends of the family visited. A elderly scottish woman and her mentally disabled son, who is 40 years old tommorow. As my mother put it, it was a "civilized conversation". It wasn't that bad, I mostly keep quiet. I don't know why I don't speak up with family. Usually because I have nothing relevant to say. I usually just blurt out facts I know, or start conversations that I allready had.
Get this: If you drop a bullet, and fire one in a perfectly straight forward line, they will both hit the ground at the same time. It's Physics! Pretty weird when you think about it.
Gettin' late and my sister is home for weekend... she probably thinks I'm looking at porn. I'm gonna make some groaning noises and slap my arm really fast. G'night.
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Saturday, March 26th, 2005
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Just got home... and pretty drunk.... thinking of the girls that I'm gonna be inviting to my house next week. The parents are in Cali. Rock on. Had a good night at the local bar.. saw a bunch of people and met some new ones. ALlright that's a lie. But good times. Drove drunk. I hope when I'm reading this I realize the seriousness of this act. Never do that again. You were smasehd! ..hahh.. fuck shit.
Ok i just typed in "titties" in Google Image Search and I got this... so I have to show it. The weird thing is that I kinda like it.
Mozzletoff!
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Jesus Died today apparently... but I've heard Christ didn't die until the 8th of Nissan, which is in mid April this year. Rrrright... Got news last night that a guy I went to Elementry School with died after a fight the other day. Apparently was crushed against. But I dunno.. I was never great friends with him.. but I knew him and had seen him around. I keep thinking if I died what would he be thinking..
Anyway.. Family dinner tonight, then possible the local bar to get shmammered. Nothin much happened in the past couple days as you can probably figure. I owe $40 in poker money. I'm a fucking idiot. I need to realize that I suck at poker... or I need to have a game at my house.. I always win those.
The tobacco industry's product kills 1 out of 3 of their customers. I gotta remember that. I haven't smoked in a week or so.
Andy died the other day. He was a good cat. I'll remember him forever. A lot of death lately it seems. Unfortunately its a natural part of our lives... you gotta realize that someday we all die.
Except for me.
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Tuesday, March 22nd, 2005
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At school right now... got dropped off early. This is the best thing about computers by far... the 'time-wasting' factor. I can waste a good 3 hours if I wanted... just by sitting at a computer. I don't even know what I'd be doing or what sites I'd be visiting. In fact.. I usually don't remember anything after using a computer.
The class I have today.. which starts in 5 minutes.. is Public Affairs. Basically the teacher gives about 5 pages in chapter notes, then reads them word for word in about 2 hours. The next 2 hours consist of a movie or debate. For some reason I like the class... probably because the teacher is around 30.. so I listen a bit better.
I've been working on my Bill Cosby impression...
"Y'see... people tuday.. ysee... dont know what JAZZZZ... is all aBouT!".. (guess you gotta hear it)
... Allright mission accomplished...5 minutes wasted...
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Allright. So. No point in being alive today. I did absolutely nothing.. and I mean NOTHING! I didn't donate 10 cents to some kid in Africa.. I didn't save money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.. I didn't even poop. At least when you poop your busy.
"Where's Brown?"
"He's busy... in the crapper."
"Ah.. seeing a man about a horse eh?"
"Yep"
Allright.. click on this link.. it's hilarious. It's Arnold Schwarznegger talking about weight loss. It's freakin great. The funniest thing about it is that it's real. Okkk.
http://www.rxresearchgroup.com/rd/a/?CHmlmText1
AND one more link. Everyones obsessed with Napolean Dynamite because he's so uncool that it's cool. Well if it's cool to be uncool.. then I'm a pretty lame dude... cause I'm as cool as it gets... which.. isn't very cool. You see what I'm getting at. Anyway.. this is a sick loop of Napolean dancing.. Just leave it on your computer all day... DO IT!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/napoleon.php
Peace in tha middle east! (its never gonna happen.. i dont know why i say it)
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Random broad of the day: Adriana Lima. One of the worlds hardest working models... with the bikini's and the perfume's and the hair products.. GNYVEN!
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I'm called Brown. It has nothing to to with my race or ethnicity. It's my last name. I assure you my first name is just as boring. It was changed from Brunshlaggel by my Grand-Mother, she thought it would be too hard to spell, at least that's what I was told. I'm sure she probably changed it so she could blend in more easily.. y'know, she didn't want to sound foreign.. I'm not sure where the name comes from.. I think Germany or Austria. I'm probably from some poor eastern european ghetto originally. That would explain for my gasoline addiction.. and 50lb girlfriend Slatvina.. just jovking... But seriously folks..
All around my room I have mini-records bordering my walls. Their stuck on with "blu-tac". Apparently it doesn't work to great with Vinyl cause these bad boys fall off all the time. I'm talking about sleeping at 3:AM and one 'SHING!' lands right beside my head... cut's the pillow beside me in half.. feathers everywhere.. deadly as fuuck people. I can handle it though.
Well big day ahead of me tommorow. Got to drop 3 courses at College and try to get a job that won't start for another month. Ahhh.. being a middle-class, academicly below average, marihuana smokin, young adult in the 21st century has never felt sooooo good.
Keep it classy.
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